blog virgin..

okayy never attempted one of these before. BLOG VIRGIN. I would have thought i would have something rather more interesting to write about on my first blog..but i don't. so here we go. I'm sitting on my bed with handjob and I SPY like twentyfive easter eggs scattered about my otherwise immaculate floor. I've tried to get rid of these things but seriously its like the revenge of galaxy or something..THEY KEEP COMING BACK. I keep offloading them to randomers and then i return home from school only to find 'maltesers and friends' glaring at me from my bed and laughing at my feeble attempt to abandon them. Seriously why even have easter? Its more trouble than its worth. Everyone puts on three stone and gets bad skin. Its the christians conspiracy to get the rest of us back for bandwaggoning their holidays. I need the loo. bye for now.